What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!

Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Lil Smokey surprise

Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal

Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.

Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!

by schroeheme March 14, 2024

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Bubble Gum Surprise

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair

Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!

That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!

by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021