RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.

The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever

by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

state of loc nation

A community of 1.4 trillion members globally with a mission to empower, inspire, and raise awareness that Locs are a sacred artifact of faith. They are dedicated to fostering a sense of unity and spiritual connection within the Loc community and beyond. The main goal is to celebrate the profound significance of Locs and continue to share that knowledge with the world.

State of Loc Nation honors HH Empress Queen Christina Clement for providing useful lessons of culture.

by igetyouwrite December 11, 2023

combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020

Empire State Building

to get a boner off of something

damn that girl is hot im getting an Empire State building right now!!

by dingusdong445 December 10, 2019

Vibe State

When you are vibing so hard that you transcend reality and enter a state of pure vibe. This state allows you to do things faster, like homework, while also feeling good about yourself. Often, you can enter a vibe state when you listen to music or any other way that allows you to vibe.

Person 1: *Listening to music and doing their homework*
Person 2: Hey bro, wanna go play Minecraft?
Person 1: Bro! You interrupted my vibe state!

by yscrat March 8, 2022