Todd: She took 5 hours to decide if she wanted to post a selfie or not
Sally: Yeah she definitely has social media anxiety
Sally: Yeah she definitely has social media anxiety
by Sampants8 July 18, 2017
Get the social media anxietymug. Hym "Here's another thing I don't think I went into. I didn't start using social media until recently. Come to find out, not only am I the lowest filth on the planet but I also believe/think all the wrong things, if I've ever done anything reprehensible in my entire life people that are (either) from my past or that I've never met can take away whatever success I manage to achieve, my dick is too small, the country is on the verge of collapse, I don't 'work hard enough', I need to spend all my money/time on 'improving myself' because if I don't I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything out of life, and even saying any of this out loud ALSO MAKES ME A PIECE OF SHIT because I'm 'complaining' instead of 'doing something about it'. Ummmm... Women should be fucking retards instead of me, people are perfectly justified in hating me but if I hate everyone else it's 'anti-human'...
Let's see... What else? Killing babies and little boy drag-queen competitions are fine but burning some cripple molesters alive is 'evil' if the cripple molesters have a vagina.... What else? I have to pay people money to talk to them. Hollywood directors will turn me into a movie (Agent of chaos!? Who else says that but me!?). I can't go to college because people who live outside of objective reality will piss and moan to the faculty until thrown out.... Women and the men they fuck instead of me are better than me... People who are dumb as dog-shit and (technically) evil have a million dollars and I don't... And they control the government... I'm just as safe as I would be if no government existed at all but I still have to pay them money or I get thrown in a cage... I have to help protect everyone's kids, wife's, and sisters in exchange for 0 dollars or sex... If I say the wrong thing publicly a lynch mob will form outside of my apartment and they will Muammar Gaddafi my butthole... I'm probably going to starve because of food shortages and/or my only monetizable assets have been stolen or reappropriated for evil and were stolen in front of 60 million people and everyone else doesn't see a problem with it. I have to care about other people (or I'm a piece of shit) while (simultaneously) 'minding my own business'... I'm probably going to die of prostate cancer... Yeah... I think there is some overlap on there but whatever. Social media is dope.
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get the Social mediamug. A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.
Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013
Get the social awktardmug. 1.Anti social elitist are peoples who are against the social elite. There ways of voicing there oppinions consist of: writing on school property, trash talking, dicriminating, prejudicy, mouthing off and or making fun of, and try to interrupt the social elitists lives at all costs.
2.Anti elitist are, as they discribe in social elite, also two faced bitches. For example, some of the Anti-social elitest were once friends(or hung out with)the social elite. So if the Social elitist are two faced bitches then so are the anti social elitist.
3.Their weekends are scheduled as accordingly: Talking about the social elite, Conspiring plots on the social elite, attacking the social elite, and the life of a adverage teenager except they never stop talking about or doing something to the social elite. Yes they are obessed.
4.Anti-social elitist are consumed on the fact that they think the the social elite thinks they are better than then everyone else.
5.Anti-social elitism is wrong. The people, as people themselves are not bad people. But what they do as a group are wrong. Therefore it isnt right.
2.Anti elitist are, as they discribe in social elite, also two faced bitches. For example, some of the Anti-social elitest were once friends(or hung out with)the social elite. So if the Social elitist are two faced bitches then so are the anti social elitist.
3.Their weekends are scheduled as accordingly: Talking about the social elite, Conspiring plots on the social elite, attacking the social elite, and the life of a adverage teenager except they never stop talking about or doing something to the social elite. Yes they are obessed.
4.Anti-social elitist are consumed on the fact that they think the the social elite thinks they are better than then everyone else.
5.Anti-social elitism is wrong. The people, as people themselves are not bad people. But what they do as a group are wrong. Therefore it isnt right.
Anti social elite--"Lets write on the benches at school! And by doing so we can get attention, because thats all we want in life."
by -someone close. April 21, 2008
Get the Anti social elitemug. A very right-wing person, particularly equidistant from the center of the political spectrum to Social Justice Warriors, who defends right-wing beliefs openly. They are usually completely red pilled, and typically destroy SJWs by introducing scientific racism and cold facts into arguments. In doing so, they fearlessly and unboundedly offend their left-wing counterparts and totally degenerate normies while laughing their asses off.
Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.
They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.
They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.
Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.
They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.
They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.
Ryan: I swear, yesterday, I saw John absolutely destroy this pink-hair SJW
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal
by Justice Assassin October 3, 2016
Get the Social Justice Assassinmug. one who keeps her neighbours up all night with an awful racket between her mooing & him flapping & making walrus noises. in between them outside, her eating the grass & him eating the fish out of the pond!!!
will somone please fone that fucking zoo & have these morons removed with their anti social behaviour ffs!!!
by starstruck January 28, 2008
Get the anti social behaviourmug. A social outcast/outcast
is some'one who has no friends and prefars to be alone.This term is given to a loner.
is some'one who has no friends and prefars to be alone.This term is given to a loner.
Joe sat reading his book in the corner he had no friends only his books.He never talked to anyone and Craig thought he was a social outcast,outcast( A loner)
by DeathNotexx December 18, 2008
Get the Social outcast,outcastmug.