throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010

bro u r soft

A person who is soft

Bro u r softer than cake

by Howard274y2u2 May 1, 2018

Living me softly

Someone who’s life is so quiet that they leave no trail of existance.

Hey Bill I haven’t heard of you or seen you since high school graduation! What have you been up to the last 20years? Hey Fred, I’ve honestly done nothing! I’ve been living me softly this entire time.

by AngDevilo April 16, 2018

Sent to the sofa

When a girl sends a man to the sofa she’s no longer in love and sending him out of the bed meaning she is bored of his love and is making room for someone new.

Micheal: Bro I’ve just been sent to the sofa.
Steve: Oh no bro man are you okay.

by Dragon man 123 July 23, 2018

Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

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