Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019

Salad-way

Salad-way is when you buy a salad from subway which in turn makes you a sex offender

Wow gaymie bought a salad from subway, might as well call the place salad-way

by BigBoyTaylan July 24, 2019

Salading

Shouting random incorrect answers during a quiz night in order to mislead opponents.

-I've heard them saying it's Jacob Rees Mogg's son.
-Be careful, they may be salading.

by L_Bishes November 6, 2019

The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.

Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.

by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019

stinky salad

Why stinky salad

stinky salad was created by MyUsernamesThis, whenever he see stinky salad, he call them stinky, instead of Jerry, He have became the most stinkiest salad in the world.

by Jerry_YT November 11, 2019

Salad Teryan

People who only eat salad

I’m a only eat salads so I’m a salad teryan

by Alexis1245783 November 19, 2019

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019