I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Russian-Ukrainian war

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.

Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"

by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023

White Russian

1. Donald Trump

2. A tasty drink make with vodka, Kahlua and cream

The White Russian wants back in the white house.

by Esse quality verde June 27, 2022

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger

I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger

by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017

Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.

I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.

by Sue Casa April 18, 2020