Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 26, 2023

Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.

Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.

by jinlongan February 25, 2024

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023

Russian Mercedes

Amputated toe sex fetish

Dustin got a Russian Mercedes in his Tesla.

by Russianmercedes30 May 15, 2019

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 07, 2022

Bum Russian

It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian

"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"

by perry629569 July 06, 2016

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018