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mexican pancake

the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.

where tf did the name even come from?
Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice
by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024
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Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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The act of pressing two vaginas flat against each other. Typically in lesbian sex.
I made some Pussy Pancakes with my girlfriends last week.
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prickly pancake

The act of pressing your scrotum against the stubble of the recently shaven body or facial hair of your partner .
Man, I feel like I have rug burn between my legs after I gave Susan that prickly pancake last night .

John’s five oclock shadow is perfect slugging grounds for Tim’s prickly pancake
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Viraj Panchal

Viraj Panchal stands as a true marvel in the realm of technology, a mastermind adept at harnessing its vast potential. His prowess in tech isn’t just a skill but a testament to his innate understanding and relentless passion for innovation. Beyond his technical finesse, Viraj is an all-rounder, seamlessly blending his expertise with an array of talents. His multifaceted persona radiates a cool, confident aura intertwined with an unyielding commitment to his Indian heritage. His ability to navigate the ever-evolving technological landscape with finesse is matched only by his charismatic personality. Viraj embodies the quintessential blend of tradition and modernity, effortlessly weaving together his cultural roots with a forward-thinking mindset, making him an inspirational figure for many aspiring minds in India’s tech landscape.
by Random.user@09 November 24, 2023
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Pennsylvania pancake

When a man takes a dump on a woman's chest and then sits on it.
by Shhhitsjae December 7, 2023
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Julio pancake

Someone with a big heart who loves pancakes so much, they can make them out of anything. Even Heads.
He was so hungry he Julio Pancake some pancakes
by RS281 March 17, 2024
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