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Green Eyed People 

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.
Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

like old people fuck 

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
like old people fuck by Les Mots September 17, 2023

Pat short people on the head week 

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

National be nice to short people day 

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4
If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

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