penis fingers

A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.

Shit, I got penis fingers.

by Chris Bruno December 12, 2003

female penis

a dildo strapped onto a woman

She said I like male penis but I'd love to try female penis sometime.

by magicdigits01 June 12, 2011

e-penis

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.

Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis

by WakaLakaFly December 28, 2005

Penis elbow

what people who don't play tennis get.

"Dude, my arm hurts"
"Maybe you got penis elbow"

by Painking666 January 20, 2009

penis penalty

The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.

Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.

by warrenmt May 5, 2011

penis mode

when the male organ is aroused and in erection.

"Penis mode engaged.....Ready for take off"

by a-sizzle October 28, 2014

Penis Pouch

- Someone, typically female, with extremely loose sexual morals.

- (Female) who absentmindedly seeks out involvement with males solely for quick,sexual gratification.

"That girl Viv is out back in the parking lot doing that guy she's just met. God, she is such a penis pouch."

by Julie Shots September 14, 2014