BIG DICK

It’s just big

Damn that a big dick

by Big M_2020_911 December 4, 2020

Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

by Danky Heel April 6, 2017

dick dacking

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

by natastrophie March 15, 2017

nasty dick

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.

"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"

by Big~D September 7, 2015

dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)

Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016