A bootleg Jacob sartorious lookalike who enjoys playing fortnite and pubg and sucking long, hairy bear nips
by PhattyBoi86 May 5, 2018

by luke peebles sucks May 22, 2022

Luke Hammerquist is the love of my life I love him so much but he hates me kind of but he’s so mean and nice and hot so I’m going to marry him
by LA HAMMERQUIST April 4, 2021

by Mr sigma December 5, 2024

Luke is a loving individual and when I say loving its because his feral bodily gasses surround your breathing apparatus and reducing your oxygen intake to just a deadly shit smell.
by Edwin is Weird July 30, 2019

A Luke Harris is a very rare specimen only found in the dangerous plains of central Ohio. If one has the chance to meet Luke Harris his life will be changed forever. He is a strong believer in the fact that Canada is not real. He has a special haircut and sitting at the same table as him at lunch is at the same time an honor and a curse. He plays the saxophone and doesn't hesitate to play careless whisper from time to time. A Luke Harris is an interesting specimen and meeting him is an unforgettable event in life.
by CanadaIsNotReal January 30, 2023

by Rick Templeton June 25, 2023
