Handsome Jack

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all

Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh

by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”

by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

jack conrad

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

by conrad jack August 3, 2012

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009

jack dat

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW

* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*

by lettelover, August 5, 2008

Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009