Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.

Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.

by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024

Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

Dutch Durries

Term for joints, spliffs or Wendys deriving from the fact that in Amsterdam you can buy Mary Jane from just about any coffee shop in the CBD and smoke it in the many bars and clubs without the authorities fisting you.

yo Davo you wanna come to Amsterdam and drag on a few of those Dutch Durries

by the Mob Man February 11, 2025

Dutch Broven

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.

The Dutch Broven reeked of taquitos, asparagus, and ass.

by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015

Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

by nodatahere September 21, 2020

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024