Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(

homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)

by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021

Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021

Human Privilege

Something that actually exists

Tristan: You know how some people bring up this so-called "White Privilege" and "Black Privilege"
Emily: Yes, I do, what about it?
Tristan: They are complete crap and they should really be going with Human Privilege if they want to talk about such things, since it actually exists, right?
Emily: Yes to both, 100%.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 28, 2021

Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 29, 2021

human

earth thing

human splat

by Corbin3645 June 7, 2021

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh

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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021