The Dutch Firecracker

When you have a partner of Dutch decent (man or woman) lay down on a bed of nails in doggy style. The other partner (Has to not be of Dutch decent) places a firecracker into the partners anus and rubs their nuts so much till they groan and when they groan you light it with a match and cover the firecracker and anus with your mouth.

"Im going to have a great time tonight doing The Dutch Firecracker to my hot mistress at home"

by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025

Dutch

A guy that has a plan to farm Mangoes in Tahiti.

Arthur: I dont know about this Dutch-
Dutch: Have some goddamn Faith!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Dutch car

Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.

Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.

by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.

At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.

by Cheetow March 17, 2022

dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022