Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

Douche nozzle

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

douch nosel

A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants

That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.

by Countryboi77 March 5, 2017

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

Douche Bag

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.

by toypit April 18, 2022

boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it

Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!

by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018