harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007

porch dick 

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

porch dick by yo dan March 8, 2015

Dick Deprivation Syndrome 

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.

Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."

Dick Deprivation Syndrome by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017

Big Dick Diplomacy 

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."

Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.

Big Dick Diplomacy by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013

dick down  

1. Getting or pertaining to hard sex between a male and female
2. Often used by a man when referring to sex with a woman

Eddie - "what up kid, what you gettin' into tonight?"

Bobby - "shoot son, im gonna dick down this fine ass shorty tonight"

dick down by Von Doom July 2, 2008

Pepper Dick 

An extreme burning sensation on your penis caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly buffalo wings or hot wings. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation.

I got a little pepper dick from eating those wings.

Pepper Dick by deepsix4 September 8, 2010

VERY BIG DICK 

See Richard!

Richard is a synonym for VERY BIG DICK.

Example: Your Richard! is bent.

VERY BIG DICK by zt0799 June 14, 2013