Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by May 26, 2022

ur dad

your dad

ur dad is rich.

by qwertylovr December 29, 2022

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 05, 2021

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 04, 2020

g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 June 01, 2021

Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021