Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you

by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

Gavin's Dad

An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.

Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.

by ajlev November 23, 2021

Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 8, 2022