Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.

If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023

Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"

Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!

by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023

canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine

person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?

by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023

calango

The besta animal in the world

Oh my God. It's a Calango!

by calangopensador January 8, 2024

Canada

What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo

Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA

by whllo January 8, 2024

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Canada

One of the rare places other than the UK to:

-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.

-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun

-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.

-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.

- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.

-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.

How much worse can Canada get?

by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024