hot beef injection

me inserting my penis into my lady friend, wherever she desires it (nose, mouth, ear, etc.)

"Hey, Raquel u need a hot beef injection"

"Ok, how about u come over tonight, I really need it hard in the ear"

by 11yearsoldandtencentimeters August 1, 2009

model my beef

To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

by UGRadio March 4, 2003

Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes

"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

beef 'n go

(v.) to jack-off inside your pants while driving

On the ten hour trip from Sacramento to San Diego, I couldn't help but beef 'n go because my balls were growing so blue.

by Jatonya May 9, 2008

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Joey Angus Beef

Joey Angus beef is the grossest beef possible. It is said to give you STDs and Bacterial vaginosis if you eat it. Anyone who eats it probably has a low bar.

Don’t eat Joey angus beef, it will give you things you do not want

by anon293736 February 4, 2022

Speak Your Beef

To open a dialogue with someone you have a problem with

You got a problem? Speak your beef, bro.

by maestroofmisanthropy July 23, 2017