bear-stearns

A colossal failure where an enormous success was expected.

The 18 - 0 New England Patriots totally pulled a bear-stearns in Super Bowl XLII.

The Patriots bear-stearned before Bear Stearns bear-stearned.

by Colonel Kernel March 20, 2008

Bear Glove

Condom for a large hairy gay man

Hang on mark, let me find a bear glove before I fuck you in the ass -Large Hairy Gay Man

by kingrilion November 20, 2015

cugy bear

Summat used by a boyfriend's mates to make his girlfriend qestion his sexuality

Mate-who-will-remain nameless: Keep your hands off my Cugy Bear!!!!!!

by Cugy's Girlfreind January 18, 2004

Snow Bear

Amrita's term for "Polar Bear" or ursus maritimus - the white, seal-eating predator located in the artic regions of planet Earth.

Snow bears are mean.

by Amrita's Shadow December 1, 2009

Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

by I'm a brit ya dig August 3, 2019

Bear Feet

When someone wears skinny jeans with big ass skater shoes, giving the illusion that there are bear feet in their shoes.

Dakota has bear feet.
The first time i saw Kylie she had some skinny ass jeans on with some big ass shoes--she got some Bear Feet!

by AlecJay September 3, 2009

Pooh Bear

The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.

My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!

by QueenAndPeasant September 28, 2017