taliban brothers

People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.

Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.

by Colonoscopy, Taliban, Brothers November 1, 2023

National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

by Duckyjen May 12, 2022

Bitch Brother

A brother, who acts like a bitch

What’s that Your brother is acting like a bitch. And you calling Bitch Brother?

by Owen Cerruto July 23, 2022

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Ur brother a mother

The worst insult of all time even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and the other phrases

Jeff: Ur mom gay
George: Ur brother a mother
Jeff: *literally fucking dies*

by The Deranged Retard May 11, 2018

Ur brother a mother

The worst thing you could possibly say in this time of the world. This phrase will instantly reverse time and remove the person targeted from the universe

Jim: ur mom gay

Bill: ur daddy lesbian
Jim:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur grandpap a trap
Jim:ur sister a mister
Bill: ur brother a mother
Jim *instantly disintegrates* *time altered god isn’t real*

by Niggerfaggotretard May 11, 2018

brother

someone you'd stay with to the end.

"you're my ride or die, my friend, my man. my brother."

by no1ikeu September 18, 2025