Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.
by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024
God damn is that a Katie Woods
by Kitty.Kat. April 03, 2017
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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024
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by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023