fuck-uppery

The act of fucking up

You ruined everything - I really hope you'll make up for your fuck-uppery.

by xodghtf October 22, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

fucks magucks

long for fuck

bob: damn i lost again. FUCKS MAGUCKS!

by milkyfresh December 14, 2009

roll fucked

Someone who is so stupid and weird now because of doing to much ecstacy or molly

other tenses: roll fuck

Yeah he's roll fucked. He did it for like an entire summer.

by Anohsaj May 7, 2011

Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.

Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.

by Mi Caulk January 18, 2011

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

Glory Fuck

When a girl wants to fuck you while listening to epic rock and roll riffs from Metallica, hense making the sex look and feel glorious.

What a concert! Say, hows about a good old Glory Fuck?

by Spencer McjiggleJugs April 26, 2011