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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
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Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.
My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
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oh my kitties!

oh my kitties! that kid was so hot!
by sick chick! August 27, 2009
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Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.
Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.
by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024
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aya my bitch

all of us have that one friend who's smart and stupid at the same time, the mother of the group , eats when they're sad/angry/happy/nervous.., likes giving hugs, extrovert, sleeps all the time, the pretty one in the group, giving you helpful advices when you got in trouble, and a lot.., for me that's friend present Aya in my crazy life, and having a good friend like her, that's what I'm going to be grateful about for the rest of my life. <3
Me : Aya, wanna hangout?
Aya my bitch : not now, I'm gonna take a nap.
by YOUR SUGAR MOMMY November 21, 2021
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Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
Evie my fav wife is so pretty
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
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Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.
dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.
by Chud-meister January 24, 2009
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