Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

I put my pussy in it

A rendition of I put my foot In it

“That food was good”
“Thanks I put my pussy in it”

by Pussypickles123 December 4, 2022

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma

sigma you are they most brain dead man ever and watch skibidi toilet you're brain doesnt exist any more form all the brain rot you suck and you ARE NOT sigma idiot.

i am the sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma so dont mess with me

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Flip my blizzard

When a girl is doing a handstand and you cum inside her and she holds the cum in while standing upright.

Johnny asked me if he could flip my blizzard but I can’t do a handstand.

by Possole26 May 28, 2022

MY MAYN

When a woman bones the man in the browneye and screams MY MAYN on climax, then afterwards consume the residue while remaining serious eye contact.

“me and oscar wanted to do a MY MAYN tonight”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

fo shizzle my nizzo

Phrase denoting agreement, most commonly used by the Negro population, but increasingly poular with the white-boy population e.g. Justin Timberlake.

Damn that girl fine!

Fo shizzle my nizzo!

by Stu Hughes September 15, 2003