Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

What's Your HighQ?

Did you know that today's weed is four times more potent than the weed Snoop rapped about in '92? That doesn't mean that it would've made Snoop an even better rapper, but it DOES mean that just because Snoop and perennial nipple-pasty-wearing-tongue-wagger Miley Cyrus smoke it, doesn't mean it's safe for the teenage brain. What's Your HighQ? is a quiz that tests how much you know about today's weed -- and why it's more unsafe for acne-ridden teens than it is for adults. Take the quiz at WhatsYourHighQ.com.

You must be baked out of your mind, your HighQ is a 73. Your score is lower than Forrest Gump. You really need to do read more than High Times if you're going to find out What's Your HighQ?

by HowHigh December 5, 2014

Stick it in your wicket

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015

Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020