burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied
Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.
by Bustinmyballsforburritos March 11, 2014
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boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009
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Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.
Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.
by Ma$terC August 07, 2017
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Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get
"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."
by Phate007 July 10, 2009
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Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.
Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.
by scoosba April 19, 2012
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Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
by BillyBlueRanger September 06, 2011
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boner garage

A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks
Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night
by a lite fucker December 16, 2018
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