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e-water

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.
e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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Water Hobo

A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!"
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Pain Water

Pain water is very similar to tears, but not really through sorrow. You're not crying because you're upset, but because you're either talking about something you are passionate (and tears flow because it's about something that's been denied from you for so long) or a bad memory that causes trauma in years to follow. This can also be attributed to

physical pain, where you may be hurt to the point of the body producing water that pours from the eyes.

It's important to know that you're not sad, but rather dealing with pain that is either psychological, emotional, or physical. Most men may refer to tears as pain water to acknowledge that they are dealing with pain that's most likely in their mind. This is also not to be attributed to manly tears, though it is a similar bridge to that and tears from sadness.
"Wait...are you crying?"
"Crying? ...Oh...I guess a little pain water got out..."
by Shro2 November 8, 2019
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piss water

when you drink so much water that your piss has no color, smell, or taste and its pretty much just water
by thedictionary2 May 21, 2020
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Water legs

The massive retention of water in the legs due to various health issues. Also known to be caused by mental stress brought on by divorce, and specifically, divorce resulting from your spouses new found lesbianism.
Ryan: "Your legs are massive and look as though they are full of water."

Justin: "Don't make fun of me...I'm all fucked up. My wife is a lesbian and now I have water legs."

Ryan: "You make me want to vomit!"
by BlackPanther January 14, 2013
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Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...
Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!
by dirtysouth September 29, 2012
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