Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncle oleg

A really suspicious fella that usually is up to no good. he has broken all the laws in the world (including handling salmon suspiciously) and is wanted all over the universe.

"uncle oleg is so wierd, i cought him sniffing the toilet seat after i took a shit."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration

creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass

by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019

Honey Uncle

A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.

by Repterra March 24, 2024

Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by Dinosnores24 November 25, 2023