Burning thumb

When you leave your thumb stick out as if you are hitchhiking while fisting another's anus

Hey Josh, you gonna go in smooth or give me another burning thumb

by Pierced brosnan March 6, 2025

Fortnite thumb

Someone who plays Fortnite enough to duck up there thumb.

Dawg that’s some crazy fortnite thumb you have.

by Thatdude43 April 29, 2025

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.

How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic

Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.

by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025

One for the Thumb

The fifth person on one's list of sexual partners.

1: Hey dude what happened to you last night?

2: Oh dude, I got one for the thumb.

1: Awesome, bro!

by Pittsburghlady September 19, 2011

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016