stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle

"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"

by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

pudding waffle

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 July 24, 2016

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018