Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.

"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.

"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"

by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024

dutch cruise

Nothing at all sexual or drug related

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.

by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016

Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 19, 2019

Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.

Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.

by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018