Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

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bungee dumping

When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.

Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.

by teddybearslayer102 October 19, 2015

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bungee dumping

When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.

Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!

by teddybearslayer102 October 10, 2015

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cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.

Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.

by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020

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cheetoh dump

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.

"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"

by TylerR55 June 16, 2024

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