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twat salad 

some unsuspecting bitch is eating a salad and the hamburgalar comes in and and rapes her repeatedly until she has died form not the lack of food because whenever she gets and food the hamburgalar steals it and then rapes her again while eating that bitches food.
corey godoy who lives on stygler road in gahanna ohio and loves old underaged sex loving men left one day and while he was gone his sister got the ultimate twat salad.
twat salad by stank bitch May 26, 2008

Valid like Salad 

To take it in the ass like a bitch, also the name of a crappy song by a crappy artists.
Hoodrat1 "Sup son, i heard you was somebody's bitch in prison?"

Hoodrat2 "Yeah dawg, Valid like Salad!"
Valid like Salad by 0.337 euros April 26, 2013

Meat Salad 

A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.

It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.

I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
Meat Salad by Wilton_Kid March 3, 2009

Gorilla Salad 

Large black female from urban neighborhood with extreme weave, long fake fingernails, and huge lips. When 3 or more are seen together, it is known as a gorilla salad bar.
Holy shit, look at that all the gorilla salad in that cutlas.

chicken salad

The code word for gay. If you work with someone who is gay or you suspect they are and you want to make a joke or just call something femme then chicken salad is your frase. The Wu Tang taught us what a chicken head is. So take a man that has commited himself to the life of a chicken head while tossing salad than you will understand the term "chicken salad"
If your friend chooses pinot grigio over budwieser; chicken salad. If someone you work with talks with a lisp and tells you how good anal was with his "ex"; chicken salad. If you find two of your male co-workers with a lemon, broomstick, pan spray, latex gloves and pictures of the employee party; chicken salad.
chicken salad by jonnyp2912 August 3, 2008

gorilla salad 

The furriest fun-loving internet in all the internets.
Gorilla Salad has no weapons but furry monkey love.

Gorilla Salad - the internet of choice for girlce and boyce.
gorilla salad by Dave Green November 9, 2003

spoof salad 

you get the point

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Why the fuck is my salad white??

You spoofed in it didn you??
spoof salad by nizy May 8, 2005