Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.

John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.

by Big Ben Franklin December 07, 2011

falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 19, 2010

Tropical Punch

A term used in relevance to the notorious "Donkey Punch". A similar action to the aforementioned, but involving a variety of exotic fruits.

"Man, I visited Tahiti, and I gave this girl a tropical punch!!"

by Matt Walz November 19, 2007

nucker punch

Like a sucker punch, except to the nuts.

Did you see Ryan take that sucker punch to the nuts?
No, that was a nucker punch.

by zbrcht June 19, 2009

bull punch

it is the same idea as a donkey punch but much stronger and resulting in death only ever performed ever so far by ken wilson

hay i bull punched the mrs last night i had to dump her body in the dumpster

by college_boy August 11, 2008

thumb punch

Forcefully punching something with your thumb.

Ouch! I just thumb punched the desk! That hurt!

by sbh March 12, 2014

thai donkey punch

same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.

i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.

by theBEAN562 January 14, 2010