Piss Crapsian

When fans of the musical group known as "Phish" dislike the band playing Prince Caspian live, they call it "Piss Crapsian"

Dude, they just had to play "Piss Crapsian" to close the 1st set. So yeah man, I just went to get in line early for a PBR.

by VTHomeslice July 9, 2012

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

Piss Soap

An ecodeviant product made out of natural products including human urine.

"-Hey you look good today !
-Yes, I have been deconditionning my own vision of disgust while showering with my piss soap"

by Empathic Boot Camp to Disgust January 3, 2022

Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.

Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.

by Mullet Runner February 22, 2011

dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.

Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.

by Soccertitties July 23, 2017