Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

by Danky Heel April 6, 2017

Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

by natastrophie March 15, 2017

dick dacking

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.

Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.

by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018

Dick Zoo

used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".

Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"

by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012

Dick minutes

Time spent balls deep.

We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.

by Dickminutes24/7 November 20, 2015

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018