nose ring theory

The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.

Simple definition:

The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.

The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.

by johndoedefinesshit August 25, 2025

Nose Gagging

Nose gagging is the action of tickling your nose until you sneeze. You can use pepper, a q-tip or basically anything else you can think of that will get you to sneeze. This is usually used if you have an extremely stuffed up nose or if you need to sneeze and you end up not sneezing.

Person 1: “Aaah.. AAAH..!”
*Silence*
Person 1: “GODDAMNIT I NEEDED TO SNEEZE AND I DIDN’T.”
Person 2: “Take a feather and give yourself a quick little nose gag.”
Person 1: “Sure. It usually helps me feel so much better after nose gagging and getting that uncomfortable itch out. Thanks!

by What Would Beyoncé Do May 28, 2018

Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.

Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.

by Dudeson May 13, 2023

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Nose Bong

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction

Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?

by ian November 30, 2004

Motor nosing

Where someone spreads one ass cheeks and places their nostrils just inside the butthole of some one and vigorously blows out all there snot and boogers into their butthole

Hey babe.. I love it when you wake me up while you are motor nosing the fuck outta me.

by 2ndtunun July 8, 2017