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Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz
Pool Noodle RIZZ by Lqwidz July 4, 2023
Related Words

Toodley Noodley 

Referring to a person using such terms as "toodles" as their grand exit.
girl 1: oh no
girl 2: what happend
girl 1: i have 10 more minuets before my curfew

girl 2: do you need to go home now?
girl 1: yeah

girl 2: oh ok, bye
girl 1: toodles

girl 2: uhh you little toodley noodley

Boston Noodles 

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)
“He said his final Boston noodles”

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”

Push Noodle 

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
Push Noodle by Wood drip August 21, 2023

lap noodle 

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

Death Noodle

Slang term for a snake. First appeared in memes and forums.
"Hey do your remember that pit in Indiana Jones? It was FULL of death noodles!"
Death Noodle by MrMprikiman October 12, 2023