jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.

Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny

by Zproude January 20, 2022

performative male

a male who can fuck anywhere and at anytime.

jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?

francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie

jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025

Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.

Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt

by nurakid436 June 17, 2025

Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.

Sam is such a fortune male.

by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021

Alpo male

A human male who eats Alpo brand dog food

Clark is such a Alpo male , he's been eating Alpo brand dog food for a few months now.

by Sacredalien March 17, 2022

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Heidi Gardner Wear Male Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Jean Baptist

by TheLikariLanguage April 2, 2025

Performative Male

A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.

Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."

by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025