Kyle

Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.

Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"

by Dude dude 12 September 22, 2022

Kyle

A little fucking shit that’s addicted to fortnite and likes being fucked in the ear and nose

Kyle suck dick

by Fuckboi123btwfuckyfucky January 29, 2020

Kyle

A fag that dates hoes and has a tiny penis

Have you seen Kyle?Yeah I heard he has a micro peen

by your moms milk December 01, 2021

Kyle

A dick who drinks monster energy drinks , punches holes into dry wall . Plays Xbox and eats at Taco Bell

Oh dude you are such a Kyle

by Meme lord xd May 29, 2019

Kyle

A man that only leads women on for his own benefits

Hey you know Kyle ?! Yeah , he lead that pretty girl on thinking he’d get lucky

by Okive October 20, 2020

Kyle

A man that only leads women on for his own benefits

Hey you know Kyle ?! Yeah , he lead that pretty girl on thinking he’d get lucky

by Okive October 20, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned

Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother

by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020