Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Jimmy McClure

A piece of shit and a total douchebag

That guy is a total Jimmy McClure

by SammyhatesJimmy June 8, 2022

Jimmy

A huge asshole that enjoys making fun of his closest friends, to the point of them losing them. He is a loud-mouthed dickhead, usually with a very small penis. A Jimmy will also usually assault his friends to the point of pain. Stay away from any Jimmys you know.

"Ugh. There goes Jimmy."
"God Jimmy is such a dick weed!"
"Come with me. Jimmy is over there and I don't want to go near it."

by 4rk4n0ux November 8, 2018

Jimmy

Weak, helpless individual, incapable of functioning within society.

Johantus bullied Jimmy, for he was weak and therefore an easy target.

by SmellTwiceStinkLater March 10, 2023

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

Jimmy

An annoying fag who is also the biggest simp

Bro Jimmys simp for that guy over there

by Jamesisasimp July 31, 2020