January 18th

National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!

you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!

by Ludgate_lover December 18, 2020

January 27th

National act gay day

January 27th is national act gay day.

by lllilllliillll January 27, 2023

January 15

The day when the most amazing, prettiest, talented anda charismatic people are born. They also a kind-hearted person that loves to help people around him/her and always be the centre of attractions wherever they are.

Ouh your birthday is on January 15? You're almost perfect!

by worldwidefacts January 26, 2021

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020