January

The month we cancel all toxic people to make 2021 a good fresh year

Person 1: Yo it’s January

Person 2: I’m going to go cancel that vegan teacher rq

by mad.dawg December 18, 2020

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

by RedPotato November 13, 2020

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020