if i was gonna suggest a bat, i'd suggest this one, cuz it's tits-awesome.
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Jeep Wranglers are tits-awesome
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Jeep Wranglers are tits-awesome
by Tom Kas May 17, 2006
Get the tits-awesome mug.Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.
Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.
by old lang guy September 18, 2008
Get the tit slinger mug.1. When a guy busts a nut on a girl's tits. But the load just hits the nipple and drips off looking like snot from a nose.
2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits
2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits
1. My girl did not enjoy the fact that I pulled out and gave her a pair of snot tits. That shit dripped all over her bed.
2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.
2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.
by Von Ludewig October 18, 2008
Get the Snot Tits mug.Women's boobs that could be tied in an actual titty twister because they resemble tube socks filled with wet sand.
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Get the stripper tits mug.back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs
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