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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy
We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!
by Gridinator December 9, 2023
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'Anti-Human'

Definition of an 'Anti-Human'

An 'Anti-Human' is defined as a nasty individual who systemically reduces the Human Rights of any and all other any people, regardless of colour, creed, geography, orientation or status. The 'Anti-Human' gives things the wrong way round for people.

The 'Anti-Human' is just nasty and seeks reduction of others in each transaction in what it gives and doesn't give. He picks on all the things he shouldn't pick on. Colour, creed, age, sexuality, disability status, intelligence, wealth etc and all other BASE level thigs to reduce Human Rights. The 'Anti-Human' takes all your rights as soon as possible. You know he has done it.

The 'Anti-Human' even resorts to nefarious means such those now outlawed in the more savvy US - such as electronic harassment, and forcing matters of Mental Health and mental health problems (to occasion forced treatments) and to cause stigmatisation and reduction of rights, status, and overall value to the Patient. Who’s needs are ignored and rights forfeit at all times, in the view of the 'Anti-Human'.
Two short paragraphs which include the word being defined are as follows;

Mr Doctor is an 'Anti-Human'. He implanted me causing an infection and withheld paracetamol and Amoxicillin during an abduction where psychotropic drugs were forced from a suspicious vessel.

The Mental Health teams were 'Anti-Human' when they ignored physical health symptoms causing severe harms and reductions and gave a misdiagnosis and forced inappropriate treatments. The Mental Health ignored the UK statutes and Tort laws and in the detentions and subsequently misapplied the law in decision making processes to fully complete the diversion into mental health.
by Poor and Penniless December 18, 2023
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Humans of Nature

A description of students who have given up on everything, particularly when living in the midlands.
"I guess we're all just humans of nature."
by getwickywith it December 2, 2022
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humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?
Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!
by 미겔 December 11, 2022
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Human

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"
by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022
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Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.
That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.
by nickinack December 26, 2022
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