hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Sissy hands

Another term for gloves . Sissy hands implies your hands are soft and free of calluses .

(While working in the garage )Mike says to Dave “you should wear gloves while you’re welding .” Dave replies “ I don’t wear those Sissy hands “

by Rage cage idk man “H” June 28, 2025

testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways

You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw

Drop a follow for vid of Dale Wilson giving immo342 and Certified Gem Crusher a Pakistani Handsaw

by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025

333 HANDS

a secretive, niche online community with cult-style structure, lore, and membership, mostly hidden from the broader public.

“You’re apart of 333 hands?”
“333 hands is better!”

by yuuakjulo August 19, 2025

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.

I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.

by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025