stink finger

What happens when wipeing your ass too hard and punching a hole in the paper.

I wish my wife would get better tolit paper. Everytime I wipe my ass I have stink finger for hours.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 16, 2014

finger bomb

close to a photobomb but instead a person is taking a picture and someone puts their middle finger up at the last second or someone reaches into frame with there middle finger.

Example 1-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (finger bombs picture)
person 3: thanks, now we cant put this on facebook

Example 2-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (reaches into frame and finger bombs picture)
person 3: now i cant show this to my mom

by 69arf January 3, 2010

Sleepy Finger

When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.

Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.

*Gives the Sleepy Finger*

Rosie: hmmm

*Wakes Up*

Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!

*Kicks in the penis*

by ASickMindedFreak June 14, 2010

National finger your girl day

January 11th is national finger your girl day no matter how much she wants it or dosent you have to finger the box off her

Did you know today is national finger your girl day he replied yes I made my girl cum so much

by Your nans a toaster January 8, 2020

poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

by bubba March 25, 2003

dirty finger

When you stick your finger up your ass and and stick it in your friends face.But there has to be shit on it.

I gave my ex a dirty finger.

by Jacoby DIxson August 6, 2006