papa bear

A big ass pimp. And by big ass I mean overweight

Hey look at papa bear over there

by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

Bear boobs

Bare Boobs...when you got no bra on yo titties!

A.K.A Melissa always has fuckin bear boobs when we lay in bed and watch movies.

"damn dude, check out that girls Bear Boobs!"

by frit November 16, 2007

Bear Feet

When someone wears skinny jeans with big ass skater shoes, giving the illusion that there are bear feet in their shoes.

Dakota has bear feet.
The first time i saw Kylie she had some skinny ass jeans on with some big ass shoes--she got some Bear Feet!

by AlecJay September 3, 2009

Bear Suit

To get angry all of a sudden, often scaring those around you....

"If you kids don't get your rooms clean, I'll put on the bear suit"

or

"Geez, James really pulled out the bearsuit in that meeting...."

by Lovebite June 13, 2009

Snow Bear

Amrita's term for "Polar Bear" or ursus maritimus - the white, seal-eating predator located in the artic regions of planet Earth.

Snow bears are mean.

by Amrita's Shadow December 1, 2009

Bear-strangler

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008

bear-stearns

A colossal failure where an enormous success was expected.

The 18 - 0 New England Patriots totally pulled a bear-stearns in Super Bowl XLII.

The Patriots bear-stearned before Bear Stearns bear-stearned.

by Colonel Kernel March 20, 2008